fr33kinmatt:

if a bitch u hate on the seat, just push her off with this handy dandy bitch movin’ seat

fr33kinmatt:

if a bitch u hate on the seat, just push her off with this handy dandy bitch movin’ seat

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thisisnicolai:

"Fuck yo ambitions"

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hornyspice:

*opens a pack of gum*
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skankmcmeow:

Yell at your children in public in a confusing, yet poetic manner.

skankmcmeow:

Yell at your children in public in a confusing, yet poetic manner.

(via andthentheskyturnedpink)

satan-is-not-natural:

mrrgh:

kawaii-i:

by Morticia’s Shop

if anyone puts that goddamn meme on this post i’m reporting them. you know the one.

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moistflow:

teacher: alright, since no one is raising their hands i’m gonna pick people

me:image

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trustworths:

please come hold me

trustworths:

please come hold me

(via c0unting-st4rs)